I couldn't go to work out this morning, so this afternoon I decided to do Wii Active (I have a love-hate relationship with this game, as so often the Wii can't read that I'm doing the activity and it can't hear me when I yell that YES I AM TOO DOING THE DAMN TRICEP WHATEVER). ANYway, to use the Wii I move the coffee table and, at some point, I started seeing images in my rug.

This is on both sides of the center medallion. Usually it is hidden, and I'm not looking down for 30 minutes, so I hadn't noticed how.... anatomical... it was.

 

(Please excuse the grass - I couldn't get my shoes all clean but the housekeeper comes tomorrow.)

 

So, I wanted to share the picture. You know you are giggling inappropriately right now. DON'T LIE.

 

(I mean, there are even fallopian tubes and ovaries! Floral ovaries, but STILL!)